Moew losers,

The humans that live with me are at it again. This time they tried to curb my appetite and “reduce my begging” (rude btw) by feeding me “Appetite Control” food. Royal Canin at that. How a dog food company ended up making some of the best cat food on the market should really be studied. But not by me. (Maybe Zuki? He likes fish food and long posts.)

Anyway, their stupid attempt didn’t work. Nothing they try will ever work. My appetite is endless, my moews unstoppable. I live by the words of the late Steve Job’s: ”Stay Hungry, Stay Moweish”

I’m off to get some grub.

Always hungry, but never yours,

—Marko